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02

Sep

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slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

01

Sep

Sometimes the best thing about being sick is the crazy fever dreams. In particular those involving Benedict. Last nights included but were not limited to, the mention of bathing in spaghetti sauce to stay in shape, claiming several of his shirts, a back massage, many pieces of peanut butter toast and a small pet hedgehog. All in all, a fucking crazy nights sleep. Wish me luck this time round!

Sometimes the best thing about being sick is the crazy fever dreams. In particular those involving Benedict. Last nights included but were not limited to, the mention of bathing in spaghetti sauce to stay in shape, claiming several of his shirts, a back massage, many pieces of peanut butter toast and a small pet hedgehog. All in all, a fucking crazy nights sleep. Wish me luck this time round!

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

cryptfly:

recklesscreature:

lucifersnerd:


curvecreation:


ithinkitsallama:


jedibusiness:


rynnay:


thescienceofjohnlock:


little-babytooth:


because you’re dashboard needs a merman.


Yes it does.


A+




*hyperventilates*


The amazing Mertailor! He MAKES these tails!


No but seriously
just look

how flipping beautiful

Eric Ducharme/the Mertailor’s tails are.



someone get me one… blue always blue

I CANNOT DEAL WITH HOW PRETTY THESE ARE

so much pretty o.o

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

cryptfly:

recklesscreature:

lucifersnerd:

curvecreation:

ithinkitsallama:

jedibusiness:

rynnay:

thescienceofjohnlock:

little-babytooth:

because you’re dashboard needs a merman.

Yes it does.

A+

*hyperventilates*

The amazing Mertailor! He MAKES these tails!

No but seriously

just look

how flipping beautiful

Eric Ducharme/the Mertailor’s tails are.

someone get me one… blue always blue

I CANNOT DEAL WITH HOW PRETTY THESE ARE

so much pretty o.o

(Source: fyeahfreebatch)

johnstached:

Sherlock calling mycroft In tsot breaks my heart into tiny pieces

he prefers to text

and he called mycroft

nonbinarydragon:

genitalgabbers:

again-for-the-first-time:

feelingravityspull:

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Fe Maiden

Pb Zeppelin

Freddie Hg 

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

This post is pure Au

red-the-sexy-owl:

sweetguts:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

This could turn into a disney movie, and I want it

(Source: methedras)

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

ohmygollysomeoneactually:

I wish I was losing weight and gaining followers

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

johaxnnamason:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:

"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE

AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM

NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

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